Machines

For those interested here is my vending area in Lee County!

Joke

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-95 south, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise,they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.

"The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

The Raft!

Matt saw a man make a raft out of tree branches on TV and wanted to do the same. We made a small raft and let it go down the River. The kids plan on looking for it when we get to the beach. I couldn't tell them that it got stuck on a branch about 100 yards down stream :)